“I already gave them my word. I told them I'd bring them all home to their mothers, which means I already lied to half of them. Can't lie to the rest.”

Barry Pepper - Mike Strank

“- Alice Harford: The important thing is: we're awake now. And hopefully... for a long time to come.
- Dr. Bill Harford: Forever.
- Alice Harford: Forever? Hum...
- Dr. Bill Harford: Forever!
- Alice Harford: Hum... Let's not use that word. You know? It frightens me.”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford
Tom Cruise - Dr. William Harford

“A couple more years went by, and my dad brought his mother from Greece to live with us... Because we weren't weird enough - grandma says she will not be kidnapped by turks in Greece, hitting, and runnng out. We told my grandma the war was over... But she still slept with a knife under her pillow.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.”

Matthew Modine - Pvt. J.T. 'Joker' Davis

“- Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
- Basil Exposition: What's the other?
- Austin Powers: Excuse me?
- Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
- Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Michael York - Basil Exposition