“We can smile, we can cry. We can bleed... we can fuck.”
Jennifer Rubin - Jessica Hanson

“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
- Reggie: Yes, sir.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You ever made love to a man?
- Reggie: No.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You want to?”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Dennis Greene - Reggie
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Hank: I hope we get to know each other better.
- Irene: Yeah, me too.
- Hank: Do you swallow?”
Jim Carrey - Hank
Renee Zellweger - Irene

“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... you know, see what happens.”
David Koechner - Champ Kind