“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“- Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.
- Stanley Motss: What are you looking at me for? It's the name of the country.”

Willie Nelson - Johnny Dean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Are either of you Greek?
- Arthur: No.
- Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Top half or bottom half?”
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice