“- Barney: I don't get it. I marry Annabelle and I spend my honeymoon with you.
- Sunshine: Well, I can cook.”
Frank McHugh - Barney
William Demarest - Sunshine

“- Brian Wagner: Listen, you coming over for dinner tonight?
- David Sloan: What's cooking?
- Brian Wagner: Mom's pot rust. Listen, she thinks everybody likes it.
- David Sloan: Not a word from me, I promise.”
Vince Murdocco - Brian Wagner
Sasha Mitchell - David Sloan

“- Margaret: Put some elbow grease behind that stirring. Nobody wants to eat any burnt tapioca.
- Libby: Does it smell like it's burning?
- Margaret: Oh, I swear you got shit for brains, girl.”
Roma Maffia - Margaret
Ashley Judd - Libby

“- David: To get even one Michelin star, you have to be like Luke Skywalker. Okay? To get two, you have to be... whoever Alec Guinness was. But if you manage to get three... you're Yoda.
- Sara: Well, what if he's Darth Vader?”
Sam Keeley - David
Lily James - Sara

“- Lily: You're the ogre.
- Adam Jones: Yes. But I bake great cakes.”
Lexie Benbow-Hart - Lily
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones