“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Probably the same thing he was thinking with.”

Gena Rowlands - Georgia King
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.”
Eva Mendes - Sara

- John: I used to be married, but not anymore.
- Sadie: Is your wife with Jesus now?
- John: Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos”. He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Paul Giamatti - John
Phyllis Applegate - Sadie