“It's lonesome for a guy to be without a dog.”
Burgess Meredith - George Milton

“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd
Jane Randolph - Alice Moore

“There will be no penis between us!”

Lonette McKee - Drew

“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Rose Castorini: But why would a man need more than one woman?
- Mr. Johnny Cammareri: I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.”
Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini
Danny Aiello - Mr. Johnny Cammareri