“- Delilah: You're not good at studying Stan, you're good at football. You should stick to what you're good at.
- Stan: Yeah, I've always been good at football, and basketball, and every other sport I've tried. I think maybe it's time I should try something I'm not so good at, something different.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado

“- Herman: If you can't solve a traffic accident, what are you gonna do if a crime happens?
- Harry: Now boys, don't be riding Danny too hard. He's out to lead this town. We're lucky to have him. A Masters Degree in Criminology. Big cities fighting over him, and he comes back to his old home town to help us poor folks out.”
Michael Currie - Herman
Robert Englund - Harry

“What is light without dark?”
Tim Curry - Darkness

“- Marcus Aurelius: What is Rome, Maximus?
- Maximus: I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.”
Richard Harris - Marcus Aurelius
Russell Crowe - Maximus

“- Shoeless Joe Jackson: What's with the lights?
- Ray Kinsella: Oh, all the stadiums have them now. Even Wrigley Field.
- Shoeless Joe Jackson: Makes it harder to see the ball.
- Ray Kinsella: Yeah, well, the owners found that more people can attend night games.
- Shoeless Joe Jackson: [shakes his head] Owners.”
Kevin Costner - Shoeless Joe Jackson
Ray Liotta - Ray Kinsella