“- Fumes: When I die, I'd like to come back as a bird.
- Sailor: Why?
- Fumes: Because man, I could fly free, and easy, and if I saw someone I really didn't care for, I'd drop a hot one on 'em!”
Teddy Wilson - Fumes
Howard Morris - Sailor

“- Dan Cain: He's dead?
- Herbert West: Not anymore.”

Bruce Abbott - Dan Cain
Jeffrey Combs - Herbert West

“- Stu Miley: Are you sending me back?
- Death: Yes. I'm sending you back.
- Stu Miley: Thank you, Death!
- Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead, I hear they're dying to meet me.”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Whoopi Goldberg - Death

“- Young Masbath: Is he dead?
- Ichabod Crane: That's the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
Marc Pickering - Young Masbath
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“Let everybody who died be alive again!”

Simon Pegg - Neil