“If you were in prison, you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass.”

Danny McBride - Fred Simmons

“- Jean Maitland: Why shouldn't I go out with him? I think he's very charming.
- Terry Randall: So are snakes.”
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland
Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall

“- Stu Hopps: It's great to have dreams.
- Bonnie Hopps: Yea, just as long as you don't believe in them too much.”
Don Lake - Stu Hopps
Bonnie Hunt - Bonnie Hopps

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.
- Newt Dobbs: How come?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't let me alone.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes