“The vibrations on the air are the breath of God speaking to man's soul. Music is the language of God. We musicians are as close to God as man can be. We hear his voice, we read his lips, we give birth to the children of God, who sing his praise. That's what musicians are.”
Ed Harris - Ludwig van Beethoven

“I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy

“- Franklin Laszlo: Great tape. This is yours?
- Daniel Miller: Oh yeah, I got everything by the Screaming Idiots.
- Franklin Laszlo: This is the Ramones, actually, I haven't heard the Idiots yet, maybe you can turn me on to them.”

Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
David Paymer - Daniel Miller

“- Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery, you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong. You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me?
- Phil Weston: What does that mean?
- Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once.”
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Mark Avery
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- J.T.: What kind of music do you like?
- Lee: Oh, progressive rock mostly.
- J.T.: Which is that?
- Lee: Oh, King Crimson, Yes, Genesis, Rush...
- J.T.: Right, right. Heavy metal goes to college.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Nancy Mette - Lee