“I'm flat broke, I'm crazy about a man that I will probably never see again.”
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Ernie Mott: Did you love my old man?
- Ma Mott: Love's not for the poor, son. No time for it.”
Cary Grant - Ernie Mott
Ethel Barrymore - Ma Mott

“- Karen: Would you still love me if I was poor?
- John: You are poor.
- Karen: You're right.
- John: But you're rich in character and you have great boobs.”
Demi Moore - Karen Simmons
Emilio Estevez - John Wisdom

“- Helen Downing: I hate being poor.
- Vince Barnes: We've still got each other babe.”

Annie Potts - Helen Downing
Tim Thomerson - Vince Barnes

“- Mrs. Potter: I don't think you'd love me if I were poor.
- Hammer: I might, but I'd keep my mouth shut.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Potter
Groucho Marx - Hammer