“Labor? What you you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?”
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“- Lou: It's the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag! He... he just wants to walk away from it.
- Hank: You work for the American Dream. You don't steal it.
- Lou: Then this is even better.”

Brent Briscoe - Lou
Bill Paxton - Hank

“- Elle Woods: All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
- Sid Post: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Bob Newhart - Sid Post

“- George Peters: Doris, what the hell is the matter?
- Doris: If memory serves me correctly, I just had a labor pain.
- George Peters: You can't have. It must be indigestion.
- Doris: No, there's a difference. Indigestion doesn't make you eyes bug out.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!”

Will Ferrell - Mugatu