“- Angus: Do you know what today is?
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: The first day of the rest of our lives?
- Angus: No.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Sean Connery's birthday?”
Charles Hallahan - Angus
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five big days that change everything.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“- Dante: Can you feel it?
- Randal: Feel what?
- Dante: Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“I am afraid, madam, my days are sacrosanct.”
Tom Cruise - Lestat

- Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?".
- Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence