“- Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
- Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
- Dante: That’s true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.”
Peter Dante - Dante
Allen Covert - Alex

“This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.”

Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

- Corinne Maloney: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
- Sonny Koufax: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called "doing the hibbidy-dibbidy".
Leslie Mann - Corinne Maloney
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax