“Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.”
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“- Phoebus: Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?
- Esmeralda: You're lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.
- Phoebus: I'm not so sure it didn't.”
Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Demi Moore - Esmeralda

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“- Morticia Addams: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
- Gomez Addams: A girl.
- Morticia Addams: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
- Gomez Addams: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“- Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
- Margaret: You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
- Carola: Yes, darling.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Carola
Nicolle Rochelle - Margaret