“- Tommy O'Shea: Whatever you want. Whatever you need.
- Paul Kersey: I don't need anything. But you, you need a bath!”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo