“You'll find a lot of people that don't like you, Larry.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler...”

George Hamilton - Ed

“It becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Jonathan: You're asking me, the turd?
- Ellen: Well, you look like a pretty... sensitive turd to me.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan
Jacqueline Bisset - Ellen

“- Price: Don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you, I never did, and I never will.
- Sefton: A lot of people say that, and the first thing you know it, they get married, and live happily ever after.”
Peter Graves - Sgt. Frank Price
William M. Holden - Sgt. J.J. Sefton