“As my mom used to say, ‘When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.’ She was full of fun lies like that.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies ‘for you, no charge’.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“I’m not a nerd. I’m smart. There’s a difference.”
Bria Danielle Singleton - Young Emily

“Summer-You were in the comic book club?
Seth-Yeah. I was the president and only member.”
Rachel Bilson - Summer Roberts
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen