How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off!
Sinbad - Myron Larabee

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob?
- Marv Merchants: Candy stores!
- Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kidyear revolved.”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas?
- Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.”

Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
Elizabeth Yozamp - Tiffany