“If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever.”
Eva Gabor

“- James Bond: We're both humble servants of the Crown, Alge.
- Q: If the CIA made me an offer, I'd be off like a shot! Unlimited resources. Air conditioning. Twenty-eight flavors of ice cream in the restaurant.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Alec McCowen - Q

- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Sylvia, you oughtn't talk about him like that! Why, I think it's disloyal!
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Listen Peggy, do we know how the men talk about us when we're not around?”

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. John Day - Peggy
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams