“- Lisker: I killed you once, and I'll kill you again.
- The Guyver: You can't kill me. I've been rejected by death.”
Michael Berryman - Lisker
Jack Armstrong - Guyver

“- Mayor Scanarotti: Not as long, dear, as I've got a breath in my body.
- Valentina Scanarotti: All right. We'll fix that right away.”

Stefano Masciarelli - Mayor Scanarotti
Fabiana Formica - Valentina Scanarotti

“- Keri Johnson: You think I'd go to California with you? I'd rather go to Nogales, have the Gutterboy's cretin children and die than to be with you.
- Packard Walsh: You better shut up now, Keri, or I'm gonna have to...
- Keri Johnson: Yeah, you can kill me, too, Packard, but you can never make me love you.”
Sherilyn Fenn - Keri Johnson
Nick Cassavetes - Packard Walsh

“- Clark Griswold: Could I do your back, honey?
- Ellen Griswold: I've already done my back.
- Clark Griswold: Could I do your front?
- Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Miss Millie: Your children are so clean. Would you like to work for me, be my maid?
- Sofia: Hell no.”
Dana Ivey - Miss Millie
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia