“- Juan Bramuglia: More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope. She only got a rosary and a kindly word.
- Ché: I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird. But papal decorations, never a hope.”

Gary Brooker - Juan Bramuglia
Antonio Banderas - Ché

“- Ben Cronin: Scouts are coming next week.
- Mr. Tillman: Girl scouts?
- Ben Cronin: No, swimming scouts from Stanford.”
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin
Michael Higgins - Mr. Tillman

“Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.”

Russell Badger - Sioux Chief

“Come when the king doth to my lady come. And if I have much love... I'll give you some.”
Emily Mortimer - Katherine

“We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.”
Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey