“- Joel Barish: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
- Clementine Kruczynski: But you will! You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Newt: People like you, don't they, Mr. Kowalski?
- Jacob Kowalski: Oh. Well, I'm, uh, I'm sure people like you, too, huh?
- Newt: Not really, no. I annoy people.”
Eddie Redmayne - Newt
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski

“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“- Lance Rogers: Doctor, I'm disappointed in my judgment. I'm beginning to like you.
- Doug Lee: Doctor, I'm just suffering a similar disillusionment. I'm beginning to suspect you're almost human yourself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Lance Rogers
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee

“- Maya Dolittle: Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
- Archer Dolittle: Honey, he loves you.
- Maya Dolittle: I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me and I want him to. I'm gonna try to do things his way, grandpa, and stop doing these stupid experiments.”
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle
Ossie Davis - Archer Dolittle