“- Joel Barish: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
- Clementine Kruczynski: But you will! You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Newt: People like you, don't they, Mr. Kowalski?
- Jacob Kowalski: Oh. Well, I'm, uh, I'm sure people like you, too, huh?
- Newt: Not really, no. I annoy people.”
Eddie Redmayne - Newt
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski

“I like sports and that's it.”
Omar Epps - Mike

“- Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...
- Oz Oseransky: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“I like you chief, you've always been nice to me. I'll give you two minutes before I hit the alarm.”

Daniel London - Wally the Caretaker