“- Exercise Instructress: Let's begin with posture. A lady always enters a room erect.
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Most of my friends exit horizontally.”
Ann Morriss - Exercise Instructress
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“- Sam: I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle.
- Sandy Bates: And since then?
- Sam: I also had two.”
J.E. Beaucaire - Sam
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Sgt. Hulka: We got a full day ahead of us. We're gonna start out with a five-mile run.
- John Winger: I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
- Sgt Hulka: Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it ten miles.”
Warren Oates - Sgt. Hulka
Bill Murray - John

“- KG: Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up.
- JB: What's a cock push-up?
- KG: What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner.”
Kyle Gass - KG
Jack Black - JB

“He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long.”