- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: What happened?
- Timothy Fenwick Jr.: All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonelyroad, I looked at her, and I said, "Fuck or fight".
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: That's a good line.
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr.

“- Brian Costello: Did you leave the vehicle unlocked?
- Nora McPhee: I just told you they broke into it last month. The locks didn't work.
- Brian Costello: On each side of the vehicle?
- Nora McPhee: Why do you keep calling it a vehicle, it's hardly even a car.
- Brian Costello: Don't you watch TV? We all talk like that.”

Donald Sutherland - Brian Costello
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman

“- Assistant Mechanic: Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town.”
John Diehl - Assistant Mechanic
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold