“- Gerry Boyle: It's not as if you're that hard to please.
- Eileen Boyle: Yeah, that's what they said to me at the orgy.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Fionnula Flanagan - Eileen Boyle

“He gets sexual satisfaction out of getting dressed up as a baby and getting spanked!”
Roz Witt - Lucy

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson