- Daniel Hillard: Yeah, my name is Elsa Emmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have.
- Miranda Hillard: I have two girls and a boy.
- Daniel Hillard: Oh, a boy... I don't "werk" with the males, 'cause I used to be one.

Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“Sheila Wynne-Sounds like work.
Greville Wynne-No. Tell them I’m in my chair.
Sheila Wynne-Yes, he’s just walked in.”

Benedict Cumberbatch - Greville Wynne
Jessie Buckley - Sheila

“Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
- Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.”

John Turturro - Agent Simmons
Rachael Taylor - Maggie Madsen

“Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel