“There better not be a black person in here that says they don't know nobody in jail... cuz that's bullshit. RayRay, Earl, Craig, Shorty Tim, Lil' Reg, all them motherfuckers in jail... Shonda's little brother... all of 'em, in jail... chillin'.”
Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence

“It's simple in here. An insane place with insane rules. It all ends up being logical. If you're white, you hang white. Otherwise, the niggers are gonna eat you alive.”

F. Murray Abraham - Virgil Cane

“- Master Patrolman Andy Landers: Black bitch, you get this Black Panther out of Colorado Springs before sunrise, you hear me? Or you'll all go to jail.
- Kwame Ture: We were born in jail!”

Frederick Weller - Master Patrolman Andy Landers
Corey Hawkins - Kwame Ture

“Got a couple of tips... help you guys stay out of jail. One: try your hardest to not be Black or Hispanic.”
Damon Wayans Jr. - Fosse

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller