“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez

“- Sheriff Bud Boomer: There it is, men. Toronto.
- Roy Boy: It's beautiful. Like no other city I've ever seen. It's like Albany. Only cleaner.”
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy