“- John Gustafson: This milk has chunks in it.
- Max Goldman: What's your point?”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Richard Norvik: I have this theory that time is like a burrito. A burrito is this mexican food that I had when my parents took me to Disneyland.
- Peggy Sue: I know what a burrito is.”
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.”
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect

“- Francis MacMillan: Did you exchange your jewels and furs for food at the supermarket?
- Claudia Draper: Now isn't that silly?
- Francis MacMillan: Well, did you?
- Claudia Draper: No.
- Francis MacMillan: Well, then how'd you pay for your food? I assume you didn't live on caviar.”

Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's seriousmoney, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.”
Jerry Levine - Steve Boyer