- Matron Mama Morton: You'll be staying on E-block. "Murderess Row" we like to call it.
- Roxie Hart: Oh... is that nicer?

Queen Latifah - Matron Mama Morton
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman

“- Susie Diamond: Make any resolutions?
- Jack Baker: No, you?
- Susie Diamond: Nah, I figure all that stuff's a bunch of crap, anyway. You do what you do, right?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“- Michelle Genest: So why are you still here?
- Jesse Stone: Trying to do the right thing.”
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone