“Hurry up! You're not making money standing there gawking at yourself.”

Kaori Momoi - Mother

“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Waiter? Check.
- Megan Carter: Oh, no, no, no. I'll pay. Unless you think that would make you impotent.
- Michael Colin Gallagher: You got some mouth.”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Marilyn Schwary: Two thousand francs?
- Hercules Popodopoulos: I'm sorry, is the amount not adequate?
- Marilyn Schwary: What, are you planning on bringing friends? Listen mister, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece, but I'm no hooker, I'm a housewife. We do it for free!”

Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Marilyn Schwary
Joss Ackland - Hercules Popodopoulos

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln