“- Scott Fields: See over there, where the Texaco garage is? My grandfather's castle used to be there.
- Debbie: What?
- Scott Field: They shipped it brick by brick from Ozynekimaka,near Tokyo. Yeah, they paid half a million Pounds for that. Of course, I'm lying throu' my teeth.”
Des Brady - Scott Fields
Zoe Teverson - Debbie

“Is she really Princess not-so-bright or is she pretending?”
Nora Dunn - Ellita Sanchez

“If I had kept everything my old man threw out, I'd be a wealthy man today.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“I'm not rich, my father is. And I didn't pick my father. And if I had a choice between having tons of money or having another father, I'd be absolutely delighted to be poor.”

Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott

- Cornelia: My dad likes saying, "The more, the more."
- Josh: That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.
Naomi Watts - Cornelia
Ben Stiller - Josh