“Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!”
Eddie Griffin - Freddy Tiffany

“And, don't go away mad, just go away.”

Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“I'm gonna rip yer head off and shit down yer neck.”
Peter Koch - Swede' Johanson

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello