“Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!”
Eddie Griffin - Freddy Tiffany

“I'm gonna rip yer head off and shit down yer neck.”
Peter Koch - Swede' Johanson

“And, don't go away mad, just go away.”

Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon