“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Terence Mann: I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
- Ray Kinsella: No, I mean, what do you want?
- Terence Mann: Oh. Dog and a beer.”
James Earl Jones - Terence Mann
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
- Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.”
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion
Sandra Bullock - Angela