“- The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
- Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight?
- The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.”

Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Jezzie: You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.
- Jacob: Yeah? For what?
- Jezzie: A good lay.
- Jacob: Look what I got.
- Jezzie, Jacob: The best.”
Elizabeth Peña - Jezzie
Tim Robbins - Jacob

“In the midst of life, one really hates to close these long standing accounts. But, business is business.”

Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Grandfather: You think you can just drop her into my life then take her away again? I won't allow it! She can't stay here.
- Dete: She's got to, she's your granddaughter.
- Grandfather: No! I don't have a granddaughter, not anymore.”

Jason Robards - Grandfather
Jane Hazlegrove - Dete

“- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Are you fucking with me? You're fucking with me!
- D-Fens: I am just disagreeing with you! In America, we have the freedom of speech, the right to disagree!
- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you and your freedom.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Michael Douglas - D-Fens