“- The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profitcooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
- Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight?
- The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.”

Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Jezzie: You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.
- Jacob: Yeah? For what?
- Jezzie: A good lay.
- Jacob: Look what I got.
- Jezzie, Jacob: The best.”
Elizabeth Peña - Jezzie
Tim Robbins - Jacob

“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Felix Ungar: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
- Oscar Madison: Agreed.
- Felix Ungar: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
- Oscar Madison: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Pete: Man this job sucks.
- Linc: Beats jail.
- Julie: A deal's a deal.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Pete
Omar Epps - Linc
Claire Danes - Julie