- Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
- Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!
Patrick Swayze - Vida
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Naomi: Mike.
- Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
- Naomi: Nay-omi.
- Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”
Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“I had a sister, a real person and you knew her. Why didn't you just tell me that? When we where in the waterfall you didn't call me Nicki, you called me Sandra.”
Polly Shannon - Nicky Dawson

“What was always told about Little Margaret was the funny story of how she got her name. Her family's got 12 kids and I guess at the hospital, her Dad forgot they already had a Margaret, and called her Margaret too.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“I'm your Hairy Dogfather... Oh! I mean, your Fairy Godmother.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Fairy Godmother