“- Cara Burns: You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait.
- Dan Burns: What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?”
Britt Robertson - Cara
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Haley Sullivan: And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!
- Claire Foster: Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.
- Haley Sullivan: Yeah, there's that one.”
Kristen Wiig - Haley Sullivan
Tina Fey - Claire Foster

“- Celine Naville: So you also reject the idea that love is merely an emotional adaptation to a physical necessity?
- Robert Lewis: Completely.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“- Aquamarine: Do you love me?
- Raymond: No but I think you're hot.”
Sara Paxton - Aquamarine
Jack McDorman - Raymond

“I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.”
James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman