“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.”
Beth Behrs - Caroline Channing

“- Vera Cicero: I sing, tell a few jokes.
- Dixie Dwyer: Tell me a joke.
- Vera Cicero: Hello, sucker.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer

“Lynda, if this is a joke, I'll kill you!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode