- Francis MacMillan: You believe that your mother wants to hurt you?
- Claudia Draper: She doesn't want to, but...
- Francis MacMillan: You don't believe she wants to help you?
- Claudia Draper: Sure she wants to help me. You all want to "help" me. Except for Harry. Harry doesn't give a shit.
Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Jamie's Mom: Who are you going to call if there's any problem?
- Jamie: 911, Mommy.
- Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!”
Brie Hill Arbaugh - Jamie's Mom
Elle Fanning - Jamie

“My son is alive? Who the fuck did I kill?”
Shelley Winters - Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

“- Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won't fool around at your bachelor party?
- Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother's grave.
- Debbie Thompson: Your mother's still alive.
- Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko