“- Tyler: Got a match or something?
- Panic: Yeah. Hold on.
- Tyler: My grandfather told me this. They're too tough to squash.”

Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Jack Payne: You know what they say is the first thing that a man feels when he shoots a civilian?
- Bob Lee Swagger: The recoil of the rifle?
- Jack Payne: [snickers] Yeah.
- Bob Lee Swagger: Very original.”
Elias Koteas - Jack Payne
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“- Marty O'Reilly: I put the special candle out there that repels all the bugs, every species but one.
- Wally Jatczak: Marty, what species is that?
- Marty O'Reilly: The saber toothed fly.”
Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
William Bronder - Wally Jatczak

“- Nina Lonescu: I do not like bugs.
- Phil Blackwood: Well, neither do I, but I usually scream at them and... hit them with a rolled up copy of sports illustrated.”
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? It's ass!”
Adam Baldwin - Tate