“People say Hollywood when they want to insult you. Well, really Hollywood is just a place where they make a profit. It's a factory town like Detroit or Birmingham or Schaffhausen. Because the cheap element of the town has been so overly advertised it becomes an insult to remind a man he's from there.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“I hang out in this bar with all the other Hollywood cops. Okay, so the Glitter Dome isn't a bar; it's a pig pen. And Hollywood isn't a city; it's a land filled with broken dreams. Nothing is what it seems.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey

“- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Does the hero solve the crime and get the girl in the end?
- Willie: How'd you know?
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: That's Hollywood.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey
Margot Kidder - Willie

“Halloween in Hollywood is redundant.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey

You know, they asked me on a talk show once... why I thought drugs were so prevalent in Hollywood, and I answered, "Because it's the material we have to do". It got a big laugh, but I'm half convinced it's true.
Margot Kidder - Willie