“I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“- Bridget Jones: I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
- Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.
- Bridget Jones: Fuck yoga!”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Jack

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“Uh-oh. Get out the Alka-Seltzer.”
Barry Corbin - Uncle Bob

“I can feel my hair growing.”

Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly