- Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him "Bugsy?".
- Patrick: Because of his eyes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes. [sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams] Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Patrick

“Get fucked, four-eyes!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Chief John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.
- Dr. Solomon Eddie: Why?
- Chief John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me.”

Tom Cruise - Chief John Anderton
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“You understand I can't just give you new irises. Because if I do, the retinal scans will read the scar tissue, alarms will go off, and large men with guns will appear.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.”
Eddie Murphy - Mushu