“- Charlie Maguire: They killed all the Jews.
- Xavier March: No, we didn't. We resettled them. We gave them their own piece of land.”
Miranda Richardson - Charlie Maguire
Rutger Hauer - SS-Sturmbannführer Xavier March

“- Anna Von Hagen: We put them in cattle cars and shipped them east. Always east.
- Charlie Maguire: To the Ukraine, you mean? To the resettlement camps?
- Anna Von Hagen: Ja, we resettle them. In the air.”

Jean Marsh - Anna Von Hagen
Miranda Richardson - Charlie Maguire

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“He's technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi.”

Jeannie Berlin - Aunt Reet

“I'm an atheist, but I resented the fact however obliquely that they implied that Auschwitz was basically just a theme park.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel