“- Pinky - The Manager: Don't hurt him boys. He's got a movie to make.
- Chanticleer: I ain't makin' nothin' with you!
- Pinky - The Manager: King, I got a lot of money tied up in this picture. I don't wanna lose my money, and you don't wanna lose your friends.
- Chanticleer: That's blackmail!
- Pinky - The Manager: That's showbiz!”

Sorrell Booke - Pinky - The Manager
Glen Campbell - Chanticleer

- Dr. Evil: Mr. President, after I destroy Washington D.C. I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour. That is, unless, of course, you pay me one hundred billion dollars.
- The President: Dr. Evil, this is 1969! That amount of money doesn't even exist. That's like saying, "I want a kajillion bajillion dollars".
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Tim Robbins - The President

“- Steiner: Dr Land.
- Dr Land: Yes?
- Steiner: The money is all here. Every dollar.
- Dr Land: I'd be surprised if it weren't.”
Hugh O'Brian - Steiner
Dean Jagger - Dr. Land

“- Alvin: Let me get this straight, the offer is a million dollars, or you kill me.
- Bristol: Correct.
- Alvin: You know, a million dollars ain't what it used to be, with taxes.”
Jamie Foxx - Alvin
Doug Hutchison - Bristol

“I'm just gonna put it simply, gentlemen. Would you consider betraying the man for whom you've worked ten years in exchange for - how do you say this - just a shitload of money?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell