“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“- Rick Leland: You never have any clothes on.
- Alberta Marlow: If anyone heard you complaining about it, they would put you in a psychopathic ward.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.”

Kelly Miracco - Betsy

“- Kurt Bozwell: From now on, your life is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother and your father.
- Dexter Reed: Kurt must look awfully strange naked.”
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed