“You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell.”
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“You and me... that's the only thing I have in my whole life that means anything to me anymore... Please don't let me... mess that up.”

Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

“When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“Come on. Come on back to me. Don't be such a selfish bastard. You're the only person I can stand.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Molly

“- Hilary O'Neil: What is it?
- Victor Geddes: Raw cow... dead.
- Hilary O'Neil: What if I throw up?
- Victor Geddes: Then I'll take care of you.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes