“You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell.”
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
- Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.”
Simon Baker - Riley
Asia Argento - Slack

“I evidently love you more than you love yourself. Your fantasy is to end alone with nothing. I won't let that happen, I will never let that happen.”

Rene Russo - Toni

“When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“Come on. Come on back to me. Don't be such a selfish bastard. You're the only person I can stand.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Molly