“- Professor Moriarty: And for this crime, Dawes, you should be flogged, broken on the wheel, drawn and quartered...
- Dawes: Yes, sir. Will that be all, sir?
- Professor Moriarty: ...and boiled in oil!
- Dawes: Thank you, sir.
- Professor Moriarty: Go away.
- Dawes: Yes, sir.”

George Zucco - Professor Moriarty
Frank Dawson - Dawes

“- Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man: I hope your car's ensured, Kemp. I'm afraid there's going to be a nasty accident in a minute. A very nasty accident!
- Dr. Arthur Kemp: Griffin, I'll do anything! Everything you ask me!”
Claude Rains - Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man
William Harrigan - Dr. Arthur Kemp

“- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
- Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons
Keke Palmer - Nikki

“- Chloe Steele: Turn that up.
- Raymie Steele: Mom said to turn it down.
- Chloe Steele: You always do what you're told?
- Raymie Steele: Yeah, you should try it sometime.”

Janaya Stephens - Chloe Steele
Jay Manchester - Raymie Steele

“On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.”