“A baby holds your hands, and then suddenly, there's this huge man lifting you off the ground, and then he's gone. Where's that son?”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.”
Adam Sandler - John Clasky

“- Doris: Do you have any pictures?
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: Pictures of your kids.
- George Peters: Well, yeah, but I don't think this the the time or place...
- Doris: Come on, come on. If you show me yours I will show you mine.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters

“- Harry Dobbs: Ever want kids, Stella?
- Stella Wynkowski: Kids, uh?
- Harry Dobbs: Yeah, little people that run around with your face.”
Tom Berenger - Harry Dobbs
Elizabeth Perkins - Stella Wynkowski